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How to Write an Inspirational Article that Everybody Will Love So Much They Will Want to Hug You Until Your Head Pops Off
INSERT: Inspirationally Looking Pic Here (usually best if it’s a young fit person standing on top of a mountain that none of your readers look like or could possibly climb even if there was an escalator running up the side of the fucking mountain)
INSERT: Bolded Open Ended Question to Hook Reader
Do You Want to Change Your (INSERT Anything you fucking want here)
INSERT: Rambling personal example of why this is the most important thing you will read at least until you read the next most important thing you’ll ever read.
A long boring rambling personal story about how all that follows changed my life at least long enough for me to get inspired enough to write this article about how inspiring this all is, was, will be again, OH MY GOD I’M LOSING IT. STAY POSITIVE, STAY FOCUSED, POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS!!!! Tony Robbins is a very wealthy man, Tony Robbins is a very wealthy man, Tony Robbins is a very wealthy man…..
INSERT: First of ten sneaky listicle headings that don’t look like listicles because I didn’t number them, but really are even though we shouldn’t use listicles anymore because a listicle guru said they aren’t cool anymore and he isn’t…
